You will not believe this!

I start a new life in Canadaville, and already there is trouble! Good thing I came here when I did! It was reported over the radio that there were flashing lights coming from an old warehouse. Now, I thought to myself, why are there flashing lights coming from an old warehouse? Was there something wrong with the electricity? Had someone tapped into it and was now using it to create some outrageous scheme to take over Canadaville? Is it a ghost like the news reporter had said? Was it something from beyond the grave come back to haunt the warehouse? Highly doubtful on the last two! I had to go and investigate. It's part of my job as a superhero, after all!

When I got there... well, it's just to bizarre to put into words. I can hardly even think about what I saw. It was horrible I tell you! Horrible! Needless to say, I had to use my flameatizing power more than once! It was just aweful. I hate using my flameatizing power that many times in a row! It breaks my heart to! But, you should have seen all the evil in one room! Oh, the humanity!

I did get a nice piece of cookware after all this. It's nicely crafted! I sure could use it! All I can say is "Flametastic!" I found it in the warehouse. I know, strange, right?! I wonder where it came from. At any rate, I'll be sure to use it right away!

Have a flametastic day,

Flame Gurl
The proud new ower of a new piece of cookware!