Wahahahaha!

Wahahahaha!

Figure out who this is from on your own Lame Gurl!

PS Wahahahaha!

Where is my frying pan?

Lost: 1 Frying Pan
Where: At the old warehouse where lights were coming from and shouldn't have been.
How: I threw it down from an upper catwalk at the warehouse, went to get it, and it had disappeared.
Why: Because it's mine and I need it!
When: Bring it back now! Oh, and lost it earlier today.
Who: Me - Frying Pan Gurl - Candaville's superhero

Please contact my friend Fiona at Teeny's Diner if you find it. I will be out of contact for a while and Fiona is my best friend.

Thank you for all inquires and tips. Please no pranks!

Frying Pan Gurl
Without her frying pan )-:

You will not believe this!

I start a new life in Canadaville, and already there is trouble! Good thing I came here when I did! It was reported over the radio that there were flashing lights coming from an old warehouse. Now, I thought to myself, why are there flashing lights coming from an old warehouse? Was there something wrong with the electricity? Had someone tapped into it and was now using it to create some outrageous scheme to take over Canadaville? Is it a ghost like the news reporter had said? Was it something from beyond the grave come back to haunt the warehouse? Highly doubtful on the last two! I had to go and investigate. It's part of my job as a superhero, after all!

When I got there... well, it's just to bizarre to put into words. I can hardly even think about what I saw. It was horrible I tell you! Horrible! Needless to say, I had to use my flameatizing power more than once! It was just aweful. I hate using my flameatizing power that many times in a row! It breaks my heart to! But, you should have seen all the evil in one room! Oh, the humanity!

I did get a nice piece of cookware after all this. It's nicely crafted! I sure could use it! All I can say is "Flametastic!" I found it in the warehouse. I know, strange, right?! I wonder where it came from. At any rate, I'll be sure to use it right away!

Have a flametastic day,

Flame Gurl
The proud new ower of a new piece of cookware!

Get lost!

Fiona, to you I say GET LOST and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! And Farrah, if you are reading this, DITTO!!!!!!

Breese
The Annoyed One!

So sorry, Breese

I saw your post, Breese. I am so sorry that you got evicted. And about earlier at the diner, I should have said something. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me... )-:

Fiona Popcorn

Evicted

That's right! I've been evicted! Me! Breese Jarvis! Evicted! Unbelievable, I know! But, it's true! Do you know how long it took me to collect all that stuff??? And now the stupid landlady puts it all over the place like it was nothing! Whatever! At least I know somewhere else to stay... where I don't have to pay stupid rent to a stupid landlady! So there!!! Happy now?! See ya!

Oh, yah! I hate Farrah Goldstone! And that Fiona! What a joke! Some friend!

Gotta go and sort my things out! And blech! I'm dripping wet! Stupid cabbie!

Bresse Jarvis
The Evicted One!

My first impressions of the big city

Wow! I knew Canadaville was a big city, but I had no idea it would be this big! I visited it when I was little, but just the butterfly conservatory just inside the city limits. Sure hope I don't get swallowed up by the metropolis! We're not in Fordington anymore, Toto! LOL What's with the lightblub repair shop? How does that work? Have to check it out sometime, I suppose.

I have to say that I love the sign in front of Teeny's Diner! I think it's the biggest one in the city... I will be creating a new website for Teeny advertising his diner. I sure hope he will like it. He gave me a ton of folders to go through with documents, and articles, etc. etc. of the history of the diner. Looks like he kept everything! Even some old, original menus! Lots of reading ahead! Oh, yah, you should hear the jingle for the diner... it's so... um... cute?

You won't believe what happened to me when I was at the diner, I got squirted with errant orange juice! Apparently it was part of some sort of door hinged squeezed oranges demonstration. It's Teeny's Diner signature drink! Go figure! Anyway, I couldn't get out of the way in time and ahhh! Orange juice all over me! Why did Teeny have to fire that waitress? It wasn't her fault! I sure hope I can apologise to her some day...

Well, off to do some reading, unpack some boxes, and off to bed. Yawn! I'm tired!

Enjoying the new big city life I'm now in,

Farrah Goldstone

Welcome to Canadaville

Hey everyone!

The following entries are based on the first book in The Adventures of Flame Gurl series Welcome to Canadaville

Corinne Elizabeth Cowherd
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